September’s Horoscopes

Aries - You are going to trip over your own feet soon.

Taurus - You will find a nickel on the floor.

Gemini - You will sleep through first period in 3 days time.

Cancer - Your next cookie at cafe will be bad.

Leo - You will solve tomorrow’s Wordle.

Virgo - You will enjoy a lovely dessert tomorrow.

Libra - You will perfect your chicken pot pie recipe.

Scorpio - You will have the best Halloween costume. 

Sagittarius - When you’re next outside it will start raining. 

Capricorn - You will find something you lost. 

Aquarius - You will finish all of your work soon. 

Pisces - You will burn your banana bread when you next make it.