September’s Horoscopes
By The Tiger Times Head Astrologer
Aries - You are going to trip over your own feet soon.
Taurus - You will find a nickel on the floor.
Gemini - You will sleep through first period in 3 days time.
Cancer - Your next cookie at cafe will be bad.
Leo - You will solve tomorrow’s Wordle.
Virgo - You will enjoy a lovely dessert tomorrow.
Libra - You will perfect your chicken pot pie recipe.
Scorpio - You will have the best Halloween costume.
Sagittarius - When you’re next outside it will start raining.
Capricorn - You will find something you lost.
Aquarius - You will finish all of your work soon.
Pisces - You will burn your banana bread when you next make it.
