May and June’s Quotable Quotes

“So, you can wear your sweaters like a scarf and look like Gru, but don’t touch him.” - Mr. Martinez

“Imagine getting to live inside a fruit. Is that what happens when a lesbian gets pregnant.” - Lexa Hummel ‘25

“Don’t ever breathe because you could be LOCKING IN.” - Anonymous

“I think you two are very competent ladies.” - Mr. Lockey

“Don’t you want to commit tax fraud?” - Rawnie Sun ‘25

“He’s not the most politically correct person but neither am I.” - Mr. Kenny

“There’s more to marriage than love. Like a green card!” - Danyi Hu ‘25 and Kat Willson ‘26

“AHHH! SALYOUJWO Choowo(아악! 살려줘! 추워!)” - Sunhong (Eric) Moon ‘27

“See, I want to talk to you, but I don’t want to have to send pictures of my feet to do it.” - Rebecca Liu ‘25

“Go to IT to waste your time during LESSER subjects.” - Mr. Van Niekerk, in reference to non-math classes

“Henry Golding is HOT.” - Mrs. Pak

“When they’re born, they’re just lumps.” - Mr. De Vellis, in reference to babies

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