April’s Quotable Quotes
By you, the Ridley community!
“TOK, at its core, is just a merry-go-round of nonsense.” - Rebecca Liu ‘25
“Don’t take a life, don’t make a life.” - Some teacher, in reference to Cadet Ball
“You’ll feel the wrath of my mom if you don’t send it.” - Anonymous
“I’m gonna suck your face off with my hand.” - Gioia Bonifacio-Proietto ‘25 to Caitlin Ng ‘25
“Do you ever have nightmares of a pineapple chasing you?” - Rae Dorah ‘25
"Mai Ben Rai, Sabai Sabai." - Adrian Sapounzi ‘25, translated from Thai: “Don’t worry, be happy”
“Go for it. Literally, like what’s he gonna do, cry?” - Lexa Hummel ‘25
“The Office, Season 7, Episode 19, Minute 14:45” - Michael Scott (fictional character)
“I didn’t do the marking I was supposed to do. My kids are going to shoot me.” - Mrs. Pak
“What are shareholders? Alpacas?” - Mr. Kenny
“Mr. Kenny teaches and marks like how he runs... fast.” - Rawnie Sun ‘25
“The global average is a five. You think you’re better than that? [Later] Oh, actually, the average is a four.” - Mr. Lockey’s attempt at encouragement.
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